not on my list ...

Have you made your Christmas list yet???? Better hurry ... time is a-tickin' away! FAST!!! Up until I was about 25-years-old I made a list & posted it on Mama & Daddy's refrigerator every year. Not just any list .... a list made with construction paper, pictures cut out from magazines, stickers, different colored markers. I am a preschool teacher ... I can't help myself! The Christmas List is crucial to making sure you end up with what you really want & not some lame gifts.

While I don't post a list anymore I still want to be clear about some things that I hope aren't under my tree. So, thought I'd share a few things that AREN'T on my list this year ...

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a glitter dipped mug

I detest glitter ... you can read about my unnatural hatred HERE!

It's really almost a character flaw.

Well, I couldn't imagine anything worse than

a glitter mug until my bestie sent

me a picture of this ....

glitter TIGHTS!!!

I mean, can you imagine ....

just leaving a trail of glitter EVERYWHERE you go?!?!

& I can't even bear to think about how

long it would take to get rid of

all of the glitter stuck to all of your places

after the glitter tights are taken off!

something else I have absolutely no need of ....

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A book of volleyball rules.
It would just be money well wasted.
I sat through Priss's entire season lost as a yard dog.
So, I don't even think Mr. Spalding would

be able to shed any light on the mystery
that is volleyball.

And lastly ....

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Because enough is just enough, people!
The fox does not say anything.
We are aware!
Can we all be done with it now?

So, how about you guys?!?!? What's one thing you absolutely do NOT want for Christmas???